If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die
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World of a schizophrenic? Maybe, it’s as real as our world. Maybe we can't say that we are in touch with reality and he is not, but should instead say, His reality is so different from ours that he can’t explain his to us, and we can’t explain ours to...
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sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts
i dont follow
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okay but what if you had a special bed instead
nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress
Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe
I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”